Sunday, April 14, 2013

What can I do to win Rob Gronkowski's heart?

I want to marry him and give him tons of love and babies (after we're married, of course. I hate fornication).

The Gronk has a special place in my heart and in my iPhone as I've saved several pictures of him there so that I can go and look at his face sometimes and whisper, "I wish you'd let me love you"

How can I meet him?
If good looks is what he's looking for, I got it. Smart? I have a degree! Hard-working? I have a nice and stable job. Fertile? I sure am. Funny? Trust me, I'm hilarious.

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